LITTLE GREEN MEN IN FLYING SAUCERS?
Ive been constantly intrigued as to why
films and TV shows have always portrayed aliens visiting Earth
with a typical stereotyped regularity. For years and years,
beings from other planets have had certain characteristics which
insured that you knew they were not of this Earth the moment you
saw them. Even the ships they travelled in had a particular shape
which guaranteed you knew that they were alien whenever they were
spotted.
For those of you who are not familiar with the
tell-tale signs of how to spot one of them, let me turn
your attention to "The Official Darren Maxwell Guide to
Alien Spotting".
There are four golden rules to observe which
will aid you in any alien spotting venture:
1) Any alien being that lands
on Earth must always be smaller than a human2) They must always have a large
head, small body and unassuming eyes
3) Their ships must always
be shaped like a saucer.
4) If their ship comes to
Earth at night, its gotta have really
bright lights.
Lets look at each of these rules in a
little more detail.
- Any alien being that lands on Earth
must always be smaller than a human. Have you ever
noticed that for some reason whenever you see an alien
wandering around on Earth, its always really short.
Yet whenever aliens are seen in outer-space movies,
theyre always much larger - perhaps its a
subliminal way of saying that powerful beings are not
necessarily big beings, or perhaps it gives the humans
better odds of winning (whatever happened to the pick on
your own size motto). If the alien is in fact a robot,
chances are itll be the same size as us, or
possibly a lot taller (there is a whole swag of films
which demonstrate this). All of these films featured
vertically challenged beings popping down to Earth for a
spot of conquering: It Conquered the World, War of
the Worlds, Howard the Duck, Close Encounters of the
Third Kind (CE3K), Invasion of the Saucer Men, X-Files,
ET (dont believe what ET told you, he was
here to enslave the world).
- They must always have a large head,
small body and unassuming eyes. Evolutionists believe
that over a course of a few million years, we will
develop much larger brains as our intelligence increases,
whilst at the same time becoming smaller due the lack of
physical necessity required in our lives. This view has
obviously been carried over to the many types of aliens
who visit us. According to sci-fi creators, these extra
terrestrial beings must also have followed the same
evolutionary path as us because they too also have large
brains and small bodies, which of course makes them a lot
easier to defeat. Can you imagine if a ship load of
Arnold Schwarzeneggars landed here, man wed never
beat them. But then again, the lack of obvious brain
development would go against them in the end. All of
these films feature a swag of big headed Things: War
of the Worlds, CE3K, Invasion of the Saucer Men, This
Island Earth, X-Files.
- Their ships must always be shaped like
a saucer. Aliens always travel to Earth in flying
saucers, not a flying triangle, nor a flying box, not
even a flying squiggle, but a saucer. Presently machines
of flight in this world are designed in various shapes,
ie: a plane, a hot air balloon, a helicopter. So why do
aliens always have to have saucers? Dont they have
any originality when it comes to ship design. Ironically,
alien races in most non-Earth based sci-fi flicks have
really neat ships of all sorts of designs, but once they
visit Earth, they instantly turn into a round ones (maybe
its due to the ship not needing to have a visible
"front", thus it instantly becomes so much more
technologically advanced). These films all feature
vessels of the frisbee variety: CE3K (an
elaborate saucer admittedly), Invasion of the
Saucer Men, Earth vs The Flying Saucers, Day the
Earth Stood Still, The Thing, V, Forbidden Planet, Lost
in Space (humans visiting other planets in these
two), Plan 9 From Outer Space, This Island Earth,
Devil Girl From Mars, Kronos.
- If their ship comes to Earth at night,
its gotta have really bright lights. How many
shows have you seen where people say "there was this
really bright light..."? Even shows like In
Search Of (the 70s version of The
Unexplained), had a lot of people seeing brightly
lit flying saucers in its "search for flying
saucers" episode. For some reason, visitors to the
Earth at night always seem to have their high beams on. The
X Files is a classic for this scenario. If any
show wanted to stereotype aliens from another planet this
show is it. Totally unoriginal in every respect and I
guess this is the reason why the shows so good.
Speaking of X Files, "I want
to believe!" is a statement that crops from time to time in
the show. However my question is "to believe in what? Extra
terrestrial life, or the fact that aliens do actually fly around
in circular vessels after all?"
On the other side of the coin, some movies and
TV shows have gone all out to show that saucers are not the go in
their universe. The Millennium Falcon from Star Wars
was one of the first non symmetrical ships to hit the
screen. The Borg from Star Trek have taken my
comments in the previous paragraphs literally and fly around in a
giant cube. Space 1999 designed its complex Eagle
ships so well, its been suggested that they would actually
work in real life. Babylon 5 went out of its way to
create exciting alien vessels which really do look "out of
this world!". Some films have also worked on the view that
to get to Earth you need a saucer, but to get off it you need a
rocket. When Worlds Collide, Trip to the Moon, Planet of
the Apes, Flight to Mars, Rocketship X-M, Destination Moon,
Journey to the Seventh Planet, all demonstrate this.
So for some reason, some traditional sci-fi
elements have become very stereotyped, and not just with the
older movies either. Admittedly I dont believe this is such
a bad thing, I think everyone loves the thought of mysterious
flying saucers belonging to some strange visitors from anther
planet. At the Valhalla 24hr sci-fi movie marathons, the
appearance of these ships on screen often prompted a barrage of
paper plates suddenly being flung into the air to keep the ship
company in its flight. Perhaps its the little things like
this that make flying saucers and little green men ever so
appealing to sci-fi movie goers.